How The New Brand Manager Impressed Us (Journal Of A Stress Worker)

We got a new brand manager that day. Well the first impressions toward him:
1. He's tall
2. He might has a nice body because he goes to gym regularly
3. He must be very experienced in his job field
4. He can lead our company to a new better change with his thoughts
5. He's married
6. We welcome him so well because he's expected

The good impressions just last for few days... And few days later, there are second impressions toward him:
1. He's just a talking parrot, he knows how to talk but don't know how to act
2. He's a butt licker, blabber mouth, bluffer if he's in front of Herr Der or when Herr Der shown up in the office
3. He always blame on his staffs for the mistake he'd done by himself.
4. He's a big liar. He always says that how hard working he is, just sleep 3-4 hours a day because he must finishes his assignments given by Herr Der. Actually, he's just hanging around doing nothing, just turn on and off the laptop and surfing to any sites and chatting, all his assignments he passes to the other division's staff that he/she doesn't know clearly about it. And when the day come, Herr Der asked about the file, he just gave the reason that he lost his file (Very lame reason)
5. He actually never had good records in his former company, and we knew that he's fired because of his own bad, we tracked it secretly.
6. None job has done clear and there is always excuses.
7. His fault when assigned Queen Bee to do his job, he's just an idiot brand manager, and Queen Bee didn't feel very happy after all because it's not her line to do his job.
8. After all, he's not a good decision maker, he even can't decide a simple thing.
9. We give him a nick "Rotten nut cake" at his back, *giggle...

*sigh... And Herr Der is also a stupid person when decided to hire him

Letter To Smokers

Smokers,
Cigars may indulge you
But do you realize that it will kill us silently?

Smokers,
When you smoke around us,
Have you ever thought about our health?

Smokers,
When you smoke around us,
Do you know that we really hate the smoke you've made?

Smokers,
If you don't care about us,
Why don't you care about yourself?

Smokers,
If you care about yourself,
You should realize that every smoke you've made shortening your life span

Smokers,
If you don't care your life
Do you realize that people who loves you will be sad because you're gone with the smoke someday?

Smokers,
If you never care around you,
then smoke your cigars with nobody around you...

Smokers,
You must be the most idiot persons in this world,
after you've known all the negative sides of cigars,
but you still smoke it...
Pity on YOU!!


Health is the most important treasure in the world